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All The Things That Last Longer Than Vijay Mallya In Custody, As Per Twitter

All The Things That Last Longer Than Vijay Mallya In Custody, As Per Twitter
Here's a list of all the things that last longer than Vijay Mallya in custody.
NEW DELHI:  Liquor baron Vijay Mallya, accused of defaulting on loans worth crores, was arrested in London on April 18. However, after just a 10-minute hearing at the Westminster Magistrates' Court, he was granted bail. As Twitter exploded with funny reactions to his arrest and subsequent bail, the funniest tweets pointed out things that took longer than the time it took for Mr Mallya to get bail. Read on and find out what these things are:

Maggi, the 2-minute noodles


เคช्เคฐिเคฏा sharma @P_r_i_ya
Maggi takes longer time to cook than the time Mallya took to come out on Bail
5:07 PM - 18 Apr 2017

Snapchat stories


himanshu khodke @HimanshuKhodke
Snapchat stories last longer than Vijay Mallya in police custody.
5:24 PM - 18 Apr 2017

The time it takes for a cab to arrive




Alarm snooze timings


M r. R A N A W A T @ShailSaa
Even my mobile Alarm snooze time is longer than  's bail timing.
8:12 PM - 18 Apr 2017 · Rajasthan, India

The time it takes to read disclaimers


Akshay Mahajan @Ak5hay_Mahajan
Vijay Mallya got bail faster than the guy saying "Mutual Fund investments are subject to market risk" ๐Ÿ˜‚
6:56 AM - 19 Apr 2017

All these things


Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey
Things which last longer than Vijay Mallya in custody

1. Shikhar Dhawan on crease
2. 5 ₹ waali dairy milk
3. Chhoti goldflake
4. My salary
10:58 PM - 18 Apr 2017

Sums it up nicely...


Dinesh @dineshbkd
Einstein Was Wrong.  Gets Bail Faster Than Speed Of Light. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
8:29 AM - 19 Apr 2017

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